It ‘aint no fun to fly.
Who won?
Not us. No way. No how. No Goddamned chance.
The terrorists won, folks. You know why?
They stole our civil liberties. They stole our freedom. The love of travel via our own friggin’ airways.
They made us hate each other. They really friggin’ won. You’re from Pakistan?
Holy shit. Call security.
Flight attendants? They do not like us. We get no food, we get no drink, we get no courtesy.
We get hostility my friends. We get: “What the Hell do YOU want, passenger?” “Don’t bring your water on MY plane!” “Don’t soften your hands with lotion aboard MY 747.”
Bathroom? Screw you! The fasten seatbelt sign is on you stupid American!
America is drowning…drowning quickly, drowning without a glimpse from W. Not a care at all…
It just ‘aint no fun to fly. Vacations are an impediment to the terrorists, just as they deemed necessary.
No, no, beeotches, you cannot fly free. You must fly the unfriendly skies. The ones where you are more of a threat than a guest.
Fuck you, Osama. You won already. Give us back our fun. Our travels. Our freedom. But you wont, will you?
You laugh, we cry. W uses our bullets to feign victory offshore. It’s on our homeland that we weaken.
I do not want to travel. I want to scream.
I don’t want to travel. I want to smash your face in for stealing from us. I cannot tell our children how wonderful it is to see America. I can’t.
I’m too scared a flight attendant might ask them why.
Why do you want to see America, when it inconveniences us so?
You won. Hear that George?
They won.
Assclown.
Annette said:
on August 30, 2006 at 4:12 pm
I refuse to fly because of the hoops you have to jump through to get on the damn plane. And I’m not checking my laptop so it can be chucked into the belly of the plane with the rest of the luggage, either.