I resolve.
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008I resolve, in this year 2008, to do or not do the following;
1) I will not eat any more taco chips while watching “The Biggest Loser.” The guilt is killlling me.
2) I will not download any more Michael Jackson songs on my iPod. Reasons obvious.
3) I will not leave town for six weeks and forget to pay my electric bill. Same goes for phone and cable.
4) I will totally do my expense reports as mandated by my employer.
5) I will totally pay someone to do my expense reports as mandated by the fact that I don’t want to get in trouble from my employer.
6) I will not donate any money to any charity until I’ve used up the last 3,000 address labels provided by such charities.
7) I will hang icicle lights in my window whether it’s Christmas or not.
8) I will not feel guilt. Oops, too late. I ate taco chips while watching “The Biggest Loser.” That’s a mulligan, please.
9) I will not smirk behind customers’ backs when they request anything with the name “Rachael Ray” on it.
10) I will quit pretending that I can stop smirking.
11) I will not assume that I’m loved by those whom I have assumed love me.
12) I will be kinder, gentler, wiser and smarterer. At least, to me.
13) I will love all my friends and family better than I did last year. I’ll even put down the taco chips long enough to hug you.