Dee is cool. (my place, my words, my stuff.)

Surprise, surprise.

stacy.jpg

Erkel wants some fucking notoriety.

Shocking? Oh no, not all. Soooo predictable.

Why? Like it matters what I say or don’t say here?
Guess to her, it does.
She’s a self-absorbed, insecure, girly-girl.

Which is EXACTLY why we’ll never rendezvous.
Way too needy, way too whiny and definitely way too princess-ish.

My throne ain’t no where big enough for the both of us.

She’s hot enough, sure. But I’d spend way too many life-tokens chasing her down.

And I need all the tokens I can hoard in order to rope the future ex Mrs. One-Night-Stand-Fortin.

Comprende?

Maybe I’ll catch up with you one day in the CVS hair care products aisle. You’ll no doubt be looking for the bigger and badder brush and I’ll no doubt be smirking.

3 Comments

  1. No-Name Brand said:

    on August 1, 2007 at 9:52 pm

    Who is Erkel?
    Just wondering.

  2. Dee said:

    on August 3, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    Erkel is this woman I met in February. I affectionately refer to her as; “the boob grabber.”
    Straight girl. Or so she says…yeah, right.
    Whateva, shorty. You ain’t got game in the slightest.

  3. Dee said:

    on December 12, 2007 at 11:59 am

    All pictures are posted with the permission of the pictured. Just sayin’.

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