Seen the pig commercial?
Probably not. Not if you don’t have cable.
Pan in on a bar.
Pigs are hanging out, drinking, being social.
(Bunch o’ swine-o’s.)
Close-up of the hot chick.
One pig attempts to talk to her.
Decides he’s not going to get anywhere with her.
He pig-walks to the mens room.
Telling himself that he’s not going to give up.
Focus on the Trojan dispenser.
(I wonder where he kept his change, maybe he was a pig-pocket? Ha ha ha, I kill me.)
Buys a condom and struts out of the john only to reveal that he’s now a handsome young man.
The ending is a word. “Evolve.”
“Use a condom every time.”
I saw that commercial several times on cable over the past week.
But then I read a blurb about Fox and CBS being unwilling to air it on their networks.
Why? Something about it not being suitable for their viewers.
Isn’t Fox the home of the Simpson’s?
I do believe that this would be the perfect commercial for their: “target audience.”
We can suffer and groan through a panoply of Levitra, Cialis, Viagra and other dick-related, limpy-lame commercials, but they don’t want us to see anything that resembles safety during sex, or unwanted pregnancy.
Yeah. That makes sense.
(Eating pork rinds, sorry for the crunchy overtones.)