Weird. October’s missing.
So Eh-net most graciously gifted me this Dee-brained space two years ago almost. Glancing thru its smooth new look I noticed that for two consecutive Octobers, I’ve not written anything. I’m trying to think of what may have prevented me from writing during that month.
This year, I know it’s ‘cuz I spent the whole time down in Vero, rotating management staff like my chair in the local Cracker Barrel. But last October? Hmmm…I’m gonna hafta put my head to this.
Ooohhhh…maybe some scandalous, sordid tale of debauchery? Yep. If not, I’m totally gonna make some shit up…Maybe I can sell it to finally pay Eh-net her yearly dues.
Stay tuned.
Doe said:
on January 10, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Bears hiberate in October. You are large enough, grizzly enough, and hairy enough to qualify. Mystery solved. What do I win?
Audrey said:
on January 10, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Do I hear an ass wooping coming??
Dee said:
on January 11, 2008 at 7:35 am
Well actually, I’m thinkin’ spellcheck for her and question mark probation for you. Doe knows that her prize for being a dumbass is a Jaguar win on Saturday.
Peace out.
(Don’t eff with the grizzly while she’s in Vero unless you’ve come at her with those delicious bear claw pastries. Fat girl gotta eat! Also, for the record, no hair here, hear?)
Audrey said:
on January 11, 2008 at 11:28 pm
I would get you those bear claws, but I don’t think they ship well. If you hear of a local place that will dee-liver them to you, gimme the number and I will make the call! I take care of my girls…
Dee said:
on January 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm
“Girls…”? You gotta harem now, Dork-o?
Doe said:
on January 12, 2008 at 11:17 pm
N’s are highly overrated. The letter, that is. Dee-mo. See? Another one bites the dust. Like the Jags.